How to win pubg

1. Drop hotspots only (military base, novo, hospital, school, prison, shelter tunnels), repeat until you kill everyone around.
2. Only pick up AR's and SR's (SR and SMG is an acceptable combo.)
3. The only melee you need is a pan, to cook your slain enemies tears with.
4. Make your way to the middle of the circle, do a 300m loop until circle closes in.
5. Repeat step 4 until it's top 10 and/or final circle.
6. Find a bush, be a wookie.
7. Prone and DO NOT STAND UP.
8. Continue crawling, if playing standard, use 3rd person (never 1st) to spot and kill sadboi's.
9. DO NOT STAND UP. Throw all of your grenades in a random pattern around you to make the last sadboi stand up.
10. Kill sadboi, go back to lobby, start a new game and begin at step 1 again.

Enjoy your dinners boys.